Surfing with a Purpose

Current events from recent News Headlines!!!

iPhones are too advanced for voice command... they have thought command.

My iPhone can perform CPR while calling an ambulance.

My iPhone just conned me into watching Stuart Little 2 while it braids my hair.

My iPhone just started a new religion and is correspondingly attempting to conquer the Baltic region of Europe.

Researches have just discovered that David did not kill Goliath with a stone. It was actually a post-modern iPhone.

My iPhone wired 10 million dollars from Donald Trumps account into mine right after spitting on his eyelid.

As of August 15th we've concluded our summer missions for this year and are currently back home in Central Florida. First of all a big Thank You to everyone for all the prayers.

To contact Danny in Florida his new number is:
321-693-4554